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Kentucky's Josh Harrellson pulls off dashing "dazed Rocky" impression

Additionally -- and possibly more importantly -- come this Fall, the gentelman behind him will be starring in "Irish Ghoulies".

[via Yahoo NCAA]

Brian Wilson wants you to know what he looks like hungover & unshowered

And clearly, mugging for that photo takes precedence over the national anthem.  Clearly.

Old Dominion coach somehow named Blaine Taylor

Seriously, this is Blaine Taylor?  We would've assumed this man's name is Arthur Van Hotdogstein before we guessed his name is Blaine Taylor.

Sports fans taking machete to computer monitor up 42% today

The amount of non-Yankee fans who involuntarily began foaming at the mouth upon reading "Jeter will reach a huge milestone, but is it getting enough attention?" has to a be stagerring number. 

Strangely, foaming at the mouth is exactly what Yankee fans are expected to do upon hit No. 3,000.

[via Yahoo MLB]

Man's NCAA bracket reveals he may be watching too much porn

[click to enlarge the creepiness]

This one's a bit of a stunner.  How the hell did Dukkake not meet Fluffer State in the final?  And the fact that we missed out on a Buttman & Throbbin'/Pump The Rump showdown has us in quite a bitter state.

The ominous presence of "BangBus" at the very top representing a #1 seed is an indicator this pool was more than likely filled out by CBS analyst Clark Kellog.

Here's a look at last year's distrubing brackets.

Greg "the Hammer" Valentine spotted on beach in Australia

When you factor in all the chair shots he's taken over the years, Greg looks relatively refreshed, though we could do without the holes in his trunks.  However, it's a true pleasure to see the Hammer finally took some action and did something about his problematic saggy boobs.

[via CelebBuzz]

ESPN delivers the goods on Notre Dame-Sullivan probe

Notre.

Dame. 

At. 

Fault. 

GOODBYE.

To be completely fair here, this is still a hell of a lot more than Notre Dame has ever said on this particular topic.

*Following the initial posting, ESPN has since updated the article with more details*.

"George Michael Sexy Sax" said to be Mutombo's latest bonin' tune

Truthfully, Hernia hero Dikembe Mutombo doesn't listen to music during sexy time. He reportedly just sings Barry White.

We just wanted an excuse to post this brilliant video.

[via College Humor]

Toxic wing gas strikes Steinbrenner Field

According to our source in  Tampa, three prime cuts of onlooking Road Beef were immediately rushed onto the field where emergency Motor Boat resuscitation was successfully performed on the Yankee captain.

Unathletic, awkward white people saved from flying bat

The all too common tragedy known as Foul Ball Fail has been well documented on this site over the past couple of years.  It appears a remedy will not be arriving any time soon, as evidenced by the woman in the red hat (top center) who encapsulates flying-object-fear so well. 

Thankfully, in this instance, an alert, non-awkward non-white dude was seated near the flying bat and deftly caught said bat while not spilling his beer.

The lesson?  If you're seated near a large group of white people at a baseball game, move.

[via Seattle Times]