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Thursday, March 03, 2011

Denver Nuggets huddle inadvertently solves 14 different mysteries

Denver Nuggets tattoo huddle is educational

- Location of El Dorado

- Secret of the Great Pyramids

- Thorough explanation of what the fuck was going on in the 80s

- Sam Cassell's birthplace

- Ingredients to Jonathan Antin's "Dirt"

- The phone number to Hubie Brown's acclaimed stylist

- The official reason why there was never a sequel to "Clifford"

- Names of the select few who actually beat Mike Tyson's Punchout

- Location of Uncle Leo's rogue eyebrows

- Address of Sweetchuck's lamp store

- Full names of the last 5 men to coach the Atlanta Hawks

- The Contra code that activates The Bushwackers

- The current whereabouts of Walt

- Passcode for a free night at Soda Popinski's brothel

[Photo via Yahoo NBA]

Posted on Thursday, March 03, 2011 at 05:28 PM in Basketball |

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