After marveling at the remarkable leaping ability displayed by Blake Griffin over the past week or so, we decided to do a little investigating and ended up speaking with our long time source in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, where Griffin was born. Within a five minute conversation our spy confirmed that the original birth certificate for the Clippers impressive forward does in fact read as simply "Blanka."
So there you have it, Blake Griffin is not human and Blake Griffin is not Blake Griffin; he's Blanka. If you don't believe us, check out the ungodly leaps at the :12 and :14 second marks.
Still no confirmation on the whereabouts of Andres Nocioni, who was last seen squaring off against the Clippers relentless beast.