He really wrote that in his MMQB column today. Up next in Petie's obscure MMQB notes, you ask? Let's take a look into the future...
m. Geez, Lady Gaga, ever think of maybe toning it down just a tad? Settle down, toots.
And the week after...
n. How about that Eminem? Still so angry, especially at Rihanna. It's too bad someone hasn't been able to reach the guy.
Aaaand the week after...
o. Ok, Kim Kardashian, in fact, all of the Kardashian's. I get it. You're fabulous and wealthy, but c'mon already.
Aaaaand the week after...
p. Memo to Lindsay Lohan: show up to court so you can move on and return to what was once a promising career. Sigh.
Aaaaaand the week after...
q. Hey Mel Gibson, get well soon and show us your brave heart again. We know you have it in you, pal.
Peter King's MMQB [SI]
