The Sports Hernia Blog

Bron-Bron doesn't wanna pway anymore

Not since the NBA refused to allow Shawn Bradley to wear "My Buddy" over his shoulders has a player been so visibly distraught.

Bill Belichick successfully creeps out media for record 93rd straight week

The last time Belichick kinda smiled when addressing the media was back in 2008 when he showed up to the podium using these remarkable fake cans as a neck pillow.

Jon Kitna spotted shortly after hearing the Undertaker's music

And off in the distance, the always devious Paul Bearer can be heard bellowing, "Babe Laufenberg is ... ALIVE!!"

Marc Gasol drives lane, blows out imaginary birthday candles

All in all, this is a pleasant breath of fresh air when compared to Marc's deranged brother Pau, who frequently appears as though his feet are being gnawed on by a flock of mini Stan Van Gundy's.

Miami Dolphins mascot reeeeeally supports the troops

As if the unwarranted ball-grab weren't enough, the sheer joy on T.D.'s face makes it all the more inappropriate.  If the Dolphins don't change his name to Arnold Friedman by 5pm today, we'll be filing an official complaint with the league office.

Cleveland's Peyton Hillis has never...

... Eaten a vegetable

... Done cardio at the gym

... Felt remorse for giving a wedgie

... Been discreet about farting

... Looked at a flower that didn't immediately die

... Listened to anything but Nu-Metal

... Lost in full contact Beirut

... Stopped pretending he's the blue guy in Contra

... Gone to bed without saying a prayer to the Ultimate Warrior

Clay Matthews expected to violently shake ring ropes some time soon

And much like the Ultimate Warrior, Clay Matthews is not under the influence of performance enhancing drugs.  Definitely not.

Kevin Durant patiently awaits magical ride on Elliot's bicycle

 

Now do yourself a favor and let the titillating music do the driving; or peddling, rather.

[via Yahoo via Stephen Dunn/Getty Imagess]

Sonics fans appear to have finally turned the page

These pictures were taken at last night's Blazers-THUNDER game.  Come on guys, it's time to move on, especially when you consider that Charlie fucking Whitehurst is starting this Sunday for the Seahawks!  Lucky pricks. 

If he's anything like Mets legend Wally Whitehurst, the Giants are royally screwed.

At long last, something to cheer for at Cowboys Stadium

Major bonus points to the spunky blonde for hanging onto the Miller Lite and ensuring there was no "spillage."  Unfortunately, we're gonna have to take away 5,109,683 points for that hideous East Carolina-NC State GameDay shirt. 

On the next visit to Jerry's World, probably best for blondie to attend wearing just the 101 Dalmatians bra.

Update: Video working again.

[via Deadspin y Bob's Blitz]