The Sports Hernia Blog

Ohio State's Nike Pro Combat unis, as modeled by Todd Pinkston mannequin

Legs by Eagles legend Todd Pinkston, neck definitely not by chicken dance king, Merton Hanks, white guy in background most certainly by the state of Ohio.

[via Cuswords tumblr]

Reggie Evans disciple introduces art of nut-grabbing to college football

Upon seeing this incredibly disturbing clip, ball-grabbing connoisseur Reggie Evans celebrated by playing a tireless, hour long drum solo on his neighbor's nuts that would have made Neil Peart proud.

[via Deadspin]

Leslie Nielsen expected to officiate Northwestern-Illinois game at Wrigley

In addition to this wonderfully uplifting news, close confidante of Nielsen, Mr. Enrico Palazzo is rumored to be on hand to sing the national anthem in his cumstomary nude fashion, and it's widely expected that the Northwestern Wildcats roster will consist entirely of actual wildcats.  Should be a ratings darling.

Cubs 'surprised' by Big Ten rules change [Chicago Breaking Sports]

NHL photo gallery still receiving the utmost respect

This photo is currently on display in Yahoo's NHL gallery.  Kind of shocking how little respect they're being shown here given how massive the league has become in places like "Parts Uknown," home of The Missing Link. 

However, if you've found yourself enjoying Barry Middleton's maniacal drive past what we presume to be a very fesity Lucas Innocente, you're in luck, there's another men's field hockey photo within the gallery.

[via Yahoo]

Introducing Earl Sanderson, renowned baseball card photographer

To no surprise, our cyber homies at Joe Sports Fan have hit another visually pleasing home run, this time in the form of Earl Sanderson, a baseball card photographer who owns at least three galloping high horses. 

Make sure you watch this, it's well worth it.

The Debut of "Beyond the Cardboard" [Joe Sports Fan]

Shocking Development: An NBA player, who is also French, reportedly cheated on wife

In other mezmerizing NBA news, Chris Kaman is half-Orc and Danny Fortson wears a rather large Manzierre.

Tony Parker files for divorce as wife morphs into beaver

We're not 100% positive just yet, but our entertainment source has just leaked that in addition to the Eva-Tony split, Miss Longoria is also being connected to a string of violent mole-gnawings that have struck downtown Los Angeles over the past several weeks.  More to come as the information trickles in, but while we're here, we might as well go on record and say that her next logical mate will be hunky announcer, Ken Rosensquirrel.

UPDATE: There's apparently no divorce; for now. But there is a beaver.

UPDATE #2: There is a divorce, and there's also a distraught beaver.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Divorce [TMZ]
Screengrab via TMZ

This man runs a professional basketball team

Let's not spoil him with all the credit though because Donnie Walsh would simply not be able to run the New York Knicks without the attentive aid of Dr. Robin Williams.  We're hoping by mid-December he'll be snagging tennis balls out of the air on a regular basis.

[Pic via NY Daily News]

David Garrard connects with Mike Thomas on hail mary just to hear Gus Johnson's reaction

To celebrate this moment further, please feel free click the shit out of the Gus Johnson soundboard.

Chad Pennington surges to top of coveted "Awkward White Male" rankings

Really?

Dolphins Fans, This Is Your Quarterback [Deadspin]