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Friday, November 19, 2010

Leslie Nielsen expected to officiate Northwestern-Illinois game at Wrigley

Northwestern Illinois game at Wrigley shitshow

In addition to this wonderfully uplifting news, close confidante of Nielsen, Mr. Enrico Palazzo is rumored to be on hand to sing the national anthem in his cumstomary nude fashion, and it's widely expected that the Northwestern Wildcats roster will consist entirely of actual wildcats.  Should be a ratings darling.

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Posted on Friday, November 19, 2010 at 04:32 PM in Football |

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