Why not just take everything from your closet, place it into a giant bucket and dump the entire avalanche of crap onto your honey-lubed head before heading out to the game?
We're not totally positive just yet, but our mole in Georgia claims the guy who threw his shoulder into ESPN's Jim Knox was none other than Terry Funk. The devious one who finished him off was quite obviously Terry's devoted brother, Dory Funk.
The feel good vibe of the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl has officially come to a screeching halt. This abomination of a hat is just begging to get the business from both Mario's trusty mallet and Homie the Clown's corked sock.
"The Sports Hernia: Where I go online to get my laughs." --Peter Vecsey, New York Post, NBATV
"The Sports Hernia does what good satire should: It makes you laugh hardest at yourself." --Sally Jenkins, The Washington Post
"Not since turf-toe has a painful injury been so damn funny. I've even been known to steal jokes from the Sports Hernia from time to time." --Dr. Blogstein, Radio Happy Hour
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online. When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia...
and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning is having extra pocket money.