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Monday, October 25, 2010

CJ Wilson spotted practicing Jedi Mind Tricks

CJ Wilson sees ball, makes ball fly

Overheard on the field today in Arlington...

Nolan Ryan: This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

CJ Wilson: (laughing) With the blast shield down, I can't even see the ball.  How am
I supposed to pitch?

Nolan Ryan: Your eyes can deceive you.  Don't trust them.

Posted on Monday, October 25, 2010 at 05:25 PM in Baseball |

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