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Wishing all of you a very Happy Hernia Halloween. In celebration of this bizarre day, here's a picture of the popular Ron Washington kid, who will yell "play ball" tonight at Game 4 of the World Series. And yes, our source in Dallas has confirmed he will be snorting Fun Dip.
CRITICAL NOTE: If this were the Hernia's kid, he would've had a rolled up dollar bill, a credit card, and an Aaron Neville CD as his props.
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Don't worry Mikey, nobody heard the prank, except everybody heard the prank.
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How is this guy not fighting Blanka on a daily basis?
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We're genuinely impressed that the New York Post didn't go full throttle with "ROT IN PIECES!" or something more befitting like, "LOL! LOOK AT TONY HOMO!" A spastic round of armpit noises are certainly in order here, folks.
[via NY Post]
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If MLBPA Executive Director Michael Weiner shows up at any of our houses on Halloween he's getting the whole bowl of Kit Kats and a garbage bag full of Twix if that is what his haunted heart desires.
We haven't been this terrified since Shawn Bradley removed his warmups in 1997.
[via Yahoo via AP]
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Overheard on the field today in Arlington...
Nolan Ryan: This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.
CJ Wilson: (laughing) With the blast shield down, I can't even see the ball. How am
I supposed to pitch?
Nolan Ryan: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
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Toss in a little orange dye there and we got ourselves the female version of Lion-O.
[via Yahoo via Win McNamee/Getty Images]
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For the first time in the history of the world, we've found someone worthy of Macho Man's storied entrance music. Make it happen, Vinnie Mac.
And eat your heart out, Slick. Or better yet, join Mr. McMillan as he bravely fights for Rent Revolution in New York City. We're pretty sure his mustache/beard masterpiece has super powers an ex-WWF manager could only dare dream of.
[via Gawker]
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Pardon The Interuption's Tony Reali was kind enough to unveil his daring new "Metro-sexual/Mad Men/Jersey Boys/Pony Boy" look yesterday on ESPN. While we're certainly appreciative of his bizarre journey back in time, there were some glaring issues.
Errors and Omissions
Errors: Use of toxic hair gel; Neglecting to look in mirror
Omissions: White t-shirt, black leather jacket, Soda Pop, Dallie, Pony Boy, the rest of the Greasers, and quite obviously, Tobias Wolf.
Bonus points to Tony Kornheiser for calling him Ed Grimley.
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