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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Johnny Damon gets expected homoerotic welcome in return to Bronx

A-Rod dry humps Johnny Damon

To be honest, we're just relieved that the bat is still in plain sight.  Not pictured is Yankee right fielder Nick Swisher, who was hugging Damon's right calf, and first baseman Mark Teixeira, who was feverishly ass-bumping Damon's left calf. 

[via Yahoo via Jim McIsaac/Getty Images]

Posted on Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 02:03 PM in Baseball |

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