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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Dwight Howard's offseason finally all about basketball

Dwight Howard never wears wigs

Howard, seen here consumed by that all-too familiar scene of mastering his craft, is expected to miss 16 practices for USA Basketball in the coming weeks, as the hoops schedule conflicts with the recording of his new album, which is rumored to feature Orlando's hard-working center covering 15 of his favorite sitcom theme songs. 

[Photo of Dwight doin' work via Yahoo]

Posted on Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 12:55 PM in Basketball |

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