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Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Tiger boldly ditches Sacamano, purchases gum in store

Tiger Woods buys gum and likely got laid in doing so

Tiger Woods purchasing a pack of Orbitz could very well be the biggest hit to Bob Sacamano's storied gum empire since Kramer signed a 10-year "no compete" clause with Junior Mints back in 2001.

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Posted on Wednesday, June 02, 2010 at 01:31 PM in Questionable Sports |

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