The Sports Hernia Blog

Probably would've gone with "Artest-icle Development"

We haven't seen two dipshits this excited since Hanz and Franz met Tony Little.

Still no takers for Jose Reyes' unusual celebration routine

This inventive celebration easily eclipses Johnny Damon and Nick Swisher's "I'm totally licking box, bro!" routine from last season and narrowly slips past Rob Dibble's infamous "grab my balls and thrust upward" routine that made the early 90s such a joy.

The early favorite to finally slap "V's" with Reyes?  K-Rod.  Least likely?  Notorious muff-diver, Rod Barajas.

[Photo via Yahoo]

Suns beat Lakers, Gasol KO'd in fourth round

If it wasn't for Jim Carrey's worldly impersonation of Rocky Balboa, we'd be ready to raise Pau Gasol's arm, award him the Italian Stallion's championship title belt and hand out free shots of Novocaine so we can all look just like him.

Report: Hideki Irabu is alive, drunk

Former Yankee pitcher and renowned "big fat pussy toad" Hideki Irabu was pulled over in Los Angeles last week and charged with a DWI.  Rumored to be riding shotgun with the former Yankee ace was "skinny deflated pussy toad" Kei IrabuGawa.

According to witnesses, the duo repeatedly pulled up to random cars throughout the course of the day, arrogantly predicting drag race victory while Irabu eerily issued the challenge in a Howard Cosell voice.

Former Yankees pitcher arrested after traffic stop [Yahoo Sports]

Big Baby pays thoughtful tribute to rap icon LL Cool J

[via @jose3030]

Barry Zito and a Who from Whoville take in last night's action

Not pictured: Elliot's bicycle.

[via Yahoo via Christian Petersen/Getty Images]

Desperate Mets turn to "really big glove"

Items likely to fit in this glove?  Blame, mass depression and Nelson de la Rosa.

[via Yahoo via Greg Fiume/Getty Images]

Mike Francesa would like to know if you drive an "Austin Martin"

And much like famed mobster Christopher Moltisanti, Big Mikey's favorite television show is "Law & Order: The SUV."

Mike Francesa's transition into fat Richard Lewis finally complete

As brutal as it might be, this look is a marked improvement considering Francesa recently introduced an ultra-haunting "Tugboat tights on Fridays" policy.

Paul Pierce pays tribute to Echo Adebisi as Lost nears end

Let's just hope Pierce doesn't mistake Brian Scalabrine for Tobias Beecher and accidentally rape him in the shower.