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We've witnessed healthier attendance at impromptu shoving matches. On an even more depressing note, what appears to be a "W" behind home plate is actually a snake from the video game Pitfall, and has no absolutely no affiliation with the Washington Nationals.
[Image via SB Nation]
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Probably a good idea to wear a Storm Trooper outfit or some kind of knight gear in the months of September and October, as the laughing giant will likely be lurking.
On a separate but related note, pictured above is Roethlisberger reacting yesterday after a group of rogue Steeler fans began chanting "No play for Mr. Gray!" in reference to the QB's tragically gray penis.
Roethlisberger banned 6 games [Yahoo Sports]
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As soon as the Laker hero began singing, former Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda, who was sleeping courtside, instantly awoke and showered him with several half-eaten cannolis.
[Image via Yahoo NBA]
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Seriously, Yahoo, in order to qualify for "Breaking Sports News" the featured athlete in said broken news should be someone familiar to at least 3 out of 10 random people on the street. Ochoa does not qualify under such terms.
The only bonus to posting the Ochoa retirement story was that at first glance - for a brief moment - we thought OchoCinco retired.
[Grab via]
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We thought we had confirmation that the rapid fire puker at CBP in Philly on Wednesday night was in fact, Milonakis, but we've just learned he was busy laying his cock out underneath a Guinness tap so as to pour a few pints on it. At least, that's what his Twitter page told us.
Last Night's Winner: Not This Guy [Deadspin]
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Actually, he was discussing Raid in this freezeframe. You know, the bug spray. Direct quote:
"I wanna you see take a can of Raid ... from underneath ... the garbage ... and you just spray Raid all over these cockroaches that are tryin' to blitz ya!"
Gruden's QB Camp: Colt McCoy [YouTube]
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Ladies and gentleman, The Ballad Of Ben.
Roethlisberger’s Police Report: Accuser Said He Approached Her “with his penis out of his pants” [TBL]
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Those willing to watch the graphic display when Kemp discovers the hill at Minute Maid Park should be given some kind of humanitarian award.
[Photo via Yahoo MLB]
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Yes, you are indeed correct, Keith did six innings of this broadcast from Ric Flair's all nude suite.
How Keith Hernandez Deals With Younger Women: "Sit And Stare" [Deadspin]
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Not pictured: A playfully cruel ESPN cameraman waving a large milkbone bedazzled with Snausages.
Also not pictured: the birth certificates that prove these two are in fact, brothers.
Also not pictured: the press release announcing Barry Melrose as the lead in "Metrosexual Braveheart."
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