Following the unexpected ambush in left field, a visibly rattled Luke Scott fouled a pitch off his ballbag, attempted a Running Lariat on a fastball out of the strike zone, and inexplicably sprinted to third after dropping a bunt. He was later spotted cursing out random nests on his way to the parking lot.
According to a source, before leaving the premises, the flock of seagulls vowed to quadruple in size next week when the Orioles host the Blue Jays.
