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Back in 2007, we obtained one of the more revealing NCAA tourney brackets in the history of office pools, and last year, we were fortunate enough to stumble upon a slew of others. The one you see above just happens to be one of our favorites.
How "Esc my balls" and "Force Quit my rage" didn't meet in the finals remains a harrowing mystery.
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Pictured above are a slew of ESPN hoop analysts, often referred to as "the Badboys of Bristol." From left to right, we have Tim Welsh, Mark Gottfried, Adrian Branch, Andy Katz, LaPhonso Ellis, Jimmy Dykes, Fran Fraschilla, Steve Bardo, host Scott Van Pelt, and for reasons unknown, no Sam The Eagle, whose trademark seat next to the gigantic "Bracketology" bracket remains hauntingly vacant.
In lieu of watching the rest of ESPNU’s 89 consecutive hours of vengeful college basketball coverage, we highly recommend humping your bracket.
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The best part about Clark Kellogg calling the Midwest bracket "a Bang Bus region" is watching Jim Nantz's friendly, affirming nod. "Ah yes, Clark, the old Bang Bus correlation."
Clark Kellogg Renamed The Midwest Bracket The "Bang Bus" [Deadspin]
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This lone image succinctly sums up, in it's entirety, the tragic downfall of Steve Francis' NBA career, mainly because we did not even know he was a member of the Magic until he decided to tickle his brain with his index finger.
If you see what will likely be a very bored Stevie Franchise devouring paste on the sideline over Orlando's final stretch of games, just don't forget we warned you first.
After the jump, witness a private audience react to the aggressive, merciless pick.
Continue reading "Steve Francis pays tribute to Ralph Wiggum on national television" »
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The solemn mood seen here from the Marquette Warriors had nothing to do with a slow moving Selection Sunday and everything to do with the pony not showing up. Thankfully, the vibe reportedly took a turn for the better when coach Buzz Williams moonwalked into the room with Fudgie the Whale in one hand, and Cookie Puss in the other.
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To be perfectly honest, this is the most thoughtful boxing analysis we've ever heard. The only downside was Max Kellerman's stubborn refusal to adopt the role of Butt-Head.
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Pictured from left to right are ... eh, who gives a shit.
Delhomme visiting Browns [SI]
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Georgetown coach John Thompson III mentioned he might use his purple ace against Syracuse today, but no one knew it would come in the form of a secret, yet to be identified synchronized swimmer with an indescribable knack for defense; specifically shot-blocking.
To no surprise, the Hoyas seized control of the game as soon as he pirouetted onto the court, leaving coach Boeheim visibly flustered by the unusual tactic. Jimmy's players were no different, as none of them even thought to make an attempt to snap his goggles.
Expect Boeheim to counter with a menacing Ostrich some time during Round 2 of the Big Dance.
[Image via Yahoo Sports]
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