The Sports Hernia Blog

Jose Canseco's neg-burns, alive and well

Don't ever change, Joey, don't ever change.

Scott Hartnell and Jim Slater close eyes, hope for best

For one night only, Philadelphia's Scott Hartnell and Atlanta's Jim Slater experienced what it feels like to be a free-swingin' professional baseball player.

ESPN just days away from 3-on-3 topless scrimmages

The most stunning aspect of this segment was not the blatant homoeroticism on display, but the fact that Herm and Co. chose not to perform the lewd act on ESPN's ultra-realistic, 8' x 8' fake football field.

Breaking Down Tebow [Up Dudes via TBL]

Vindictive seagulls continue bitter rivalry with Orioles

Following the unexpected ambush in left field, a visibly rattled Luke Scott fouled a pitch off his ballbag, attempted a Running Lariat on a fastball out of the strike zone, and inexplicably sprinted to third after dropping a bunt.  He was later spotted cursing out random nests on his way to the parking lot.

According to a source, before leaving the premises, the flock of seagulls vowed to quadruple in size next week when the Orioles host the Blue Jays.

Tom Brady pregnancy rumors beginning to run rampant

Despite the nasty preggo rumors, we strongly endorse what CRM brilliantly stated over at The Big Lead this past weekend in that Tommy has simply had enough.

Tom Brady Stays in Fighting Shape [Faded Youth]
Tom Brady Has Had Enough [The Big Lead]

If you're watching the tournament, chances are you've been Lappas'd

Interesting fact: When he's not fulfilling his hoop analyst duties for CBS, Steve Lappas gnaws exclusively on moles.

Report: Don Nelson to change clothes some time in 2016

According to our source, as soon as Nellie wears a different suit, Stan Van Gundy will also oblige.

Whoever this is must lose in the first round

Yahoo Sports, please make it stop.

Ballbag uppercuts just the latest trend to sweep college hoops

Strategery.

Mike Francesa predicts top point gatherer will go No. 1 in fantasy baseball

"They look at players as how they are point gatherers, rather than how they are players.  They don't look at 'em as players, they look at 'em as point gatherers."

The best way to drive home a tremendously stupid point is to say it twice in a row.

Additionally, and probably more importantly, if you watch this video on mute, it appears as though Big Mikey is spittin' some serious flow.