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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Oklahoma's Tommy Mason Griffin stuns professors, departs academia

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Dat's rite, Oakluhomea pointe gard Tomme Mayson Grifin haz deklared fore thee N,B,A, drafte!

The move is a rather risky one, partially because Griffin stands 5'11", but predominantly because the typically frisky Chad Ford remained wood-free during his evaluation of the freshman:

"Given his small stature and uneven performance this season, he'll either go in the second round or undrafted."

Let's face it, when you're not getting verbally dry-humped by Ford, your career is fittingly fucked.

Oklahoma Freshman "Leavin Skool" To Enter NBA Draft [Deadspin]

Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2010 at 03:33 PM in Basketball |

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