An explosive royal rumble sprouted on the crowded chest of Denver guard J.R. Smith during last night's highly entertaining Cavs-Nuggets game. The bloody brawl supposedly began because of a heated disagreement over shot selection between notorious figures Black Jesus, the New York Yankees logo, Mama and the infamous Red Decepticon.
The melee got so ugly it spilled over to Smith's back, where the new Coke logo,
Tomax and Xamot, Hurley's winning lotto numbers, the Villain from the game Burger Time, and several surprisingly lengthy Dr. Seuss passages got involved.
Referee Steve Javie had no choice but to dish out 17 technicals, somehow none of which were charged to Smith.
This wasn't the first time a tattoo Royal Rumble sprang to life on a member of the Denver Nuggets. A few weeks ago, Chris Andersen's flesh was the battleground of a similar bout, one so severe that it rendered the Birdman's hair utterly lifeless.
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