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Friday, February 26, 2010

MC Ticklemyrack outruns Alabama's Terrence Cody at NFL combine

Inside sources on location at the NFL combine in Indianapolis have informed us that, just moments ago, little known nosetackle MC Ticklemyrack torched Terrence "Flapjacks" Cody by a full three seconds in the 40-yard-dash.

Seen above in the video is Ticklemyrack explaining how he spent last month working solely on his shuttle run times with diet guru and fitness phenom, Izzy Mendalbaum.  At least, we're pretty sure that's what he's saying.

Posted on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM in Football |

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