Inside sources on location at the NFL combine in Indianapolis have informed us that, just moments ago, little known nosetackle MC Ticklemyrack torched Terrence "Flapjacks" Codyby a full three seconds in the 40-yard-dash.
Seen above in the video is Ticklemyrack explaining how he spent last month working solely on his shuttle run times with diet guru and fitness phenom, Izzy Mendalbaum. At least, we're pretty sure that's what he's saying.
It was just another ordinary day here at Hernia headquarters, Shawn Bradley and Muggsy Bogues had commenced shoving match number three and Soda Popinski had just crane kicked the fax machine, when Jason Whitlock called.
What did he want? Big Sexy said he just wants what's fair is fair. So in the name of incidents like the Sean Salisbury email meltdown and the Jay Mariotti hunt, he asked us to post this email he received from A.J. Daulerio at Deadspin.
Whitlock believes the content of the email proves Daulerio is no different than the people he criticizes.
I think we can all certainly agree that worldly Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter should be commended for "taking the high road" and agreeing with Brian Cashman that they will not discuss his contract situation until season's end.
This Canadian hockey lifer will not smile or even think about changing his facial expression until he's chewing a gold fucking medal. And no, that siren will not blare with great fury until true victory is had for the host nation.
One-Sided Hockey Win for Canada Over Russia [NY Times]
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