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Friday, February 12, 2010

Canada opts to not let Man-Rodent light Olympic cauldron

Wayne-Gretzky-is-a-rat Organizers of the Winter Games decided to pass on hockey legend Wayne Gretzkey to light the Olympic cauldron, which comes as good news for The Great One, who will instead be happily gnawing the shit out of moles and devouring Handi Snacks at will.

So without the Man-Rodent's services, who will light the cauldron?

- Jim Carrey
- Mike Meyer's ego
- Steve Nash's hair
- Frank Drebin
- Ed Grimley
- Michael Moore
- Some dick from Nickleback

Gretzky's not lighting the torch: VANOC boss [Fourth-Place Medal]




Posted on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 06:00 PM in Hockey, Other |

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