ESPN's fantasy badboy Eric Karabell cannot wait to talk to you about fantasy football. In fact, we're quite sure he cannot even believe fantasy football. So much so, that he has already penned a wide receiver rankings report telling us we must wait on some off-season quarterback decisions, particularly ones by Kurt Warner and Brett Favre, before millions of adult males start spastically slotting names on their collective big boards, aka, virgin plaques.
The Super Bowl hasn't even been played yet, E-Dog. Lets all do our best to try and enjoy some non-electronic football one more time before everyone and their beloved emoticons lock hands for another memorable, lonely run at nerd glory.