Shortly before the Australian Open teed off, John Daly credited his girlfriend for his turnaround from whiskey-guzzling golf bad boy to checkered-pants-wearing nobody. The former Hooters waitress can apparently do anything, according to Daly:
"She knows the ins and outs of the computer and all that stuff," Daly explained. "She is the most positive person I know." (actual quote)
Here is a list of some other quotes Daly presumably mumbled about his new princess:
"She knows how to set the timer on the coffee maker, so when I wake up in the morning, coffee is ready. She is the best."
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"She can hoola-hoop on command, she’s a magician."
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"I know I already mentioned computers, but at least once a day I think it's broken and all she does is like, shake the mouse, and poof, it's working again. Woman leaves me speechless."
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"She knows how to record VHS tapes onto dvd - the girl is amazing for me."
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"She figured out that damn contraption on the front of the fridge actually puts ice in my glass if you hit the right button. She's a modern-day Merlin."
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"She got my VCR to stop blinking twelve o'clock. Chick is a life saver."
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"When bills are due, she writes down all this stuff on a rectangular piece of paper and then sends it someone. The collectors have finally stopped calling. An angel, I say."
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"She found shorter pants to match my longer pants. She's a godsend."
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"Whenever I make a call to her cell phone, a picture of a buffalo wing appears. How did she do that? Amazes me every day."
