Dead air brought to you by dead host, Mike Francesa

For those counting at home, that's 24 seconds of dead air followed by an I-still-don't-get-it "alright", followed by 16 more seconds of dead air. 

So awful, so ridiculous, so unintentionally hilarious, so Francesa. 

In honor of this performance, please hum NBC's "The More You Know" jingle for the rest of the day.

Mike Francesa Electrifies Radio Audience By Reading Silently To Himself [Deadspin]