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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Agent for Barry Bonds makes lofty, dreamy promises for 2010

Jeff-Borris This is an actual quote from Jeff Borris, the uniquely gifted agent for Barry Bonds.

"When 2008 came around, I couldn't get him a job. When 2009 came around, I couldn't get him a job. Now, 2010 ... I'd say it's nearly impossible. It's an unfortunate ending to a storied career."

Excellent strategery.  Well played, Jeffrey.  Always remember, it's not a lie, if you believe it. 

BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore [Deadspin]

Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 12:24 PM in Baseball |

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