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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Farewell little fella, we'll always have this

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It took robust hippo balls and some creative thinking for you to request Axl Rose-inspired hair extensions the same day you signed that contract extension, L-Frank.  We'll always share that memory.  Never forget, little buddy, never forget.

On a positive note, the actual Axl Rose will attempt to steady the Nets row boat for the next 66 horrifying "basketball" games.

Nets' Frank extends contract, hair [TheSportsHernia]
Nets fire Frank after 0-16 start [Yahoo! Sports]

Posted on Sunday, November 29, 2009 at 05:25 PM in Basketball |

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