That's right, you can order a used copy of "The New Gold Standard: Charlie Weis and Notre Dame's Rise to Glory" from Amazon.com for one shiny penny. You can also get a brand new copy for $0.60.
You know what else you can get for about that much? Two momentarily uplifting gum balls that taste like grasshopper shit after three chews.
But, since it is the holidays and the gum ball machine is empty, we sprang for the $39.95 collectible version that comes with a pepperoni-bedazzled cover.