The following blurb is ESPN's Rick Reilly on Colt McCoy's girlfriend, Rachel Gandorf. This sensual line has vaulted her name to the top of Google trends:
"It was over -- the police came and got him within five minutes -- but it spooked McCoy enough to move into the back house of a friend of the family with wide receiver Jordan Shipley. It's so tiny, they share one bedroom. It's not the perfect crib for a guy who has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf."
That may be true, Rick, but Rachel's got nothing on General Tso's Chicken at China Grill.
Now quit typing columns with your starved wang.