Forbes magazine recently released a list of America's Most Liked Athletes. In short, it's weird. Here's our take:
Shawn Johnson
Gymnastics
Percentage Like: 75%
People see her as: Someone who’s life story will be played by that annoying Hayden Panettiere chick. God, she
sucks. The only thing that will save her
on “Heroes” is if she becomes a lesbo with the puncher from “Californication.”
Core Fans: Child molesters
Larry Fitzgerald
Football
Percent Like: 71%
People see him as: Having a great ass
Core Fans: Estranged Milli Vanili fans
Kurt Warner
Football
Percent Like: 69%
People see him as: Whipped, the lead singer of The Flaming Lips
Core Fans: Old barbers
Rafael Nadal
Tennis
Percent Like: 68%
People see him as: Some sort of mythical creature. Is he starring in that “Avatar” movie?
Core Fans: Homosexuals
Steve Young
Football/Media
Percent Like: 67%
People see him as: Forgetful
Core Fans: Doctors, mostly Neuroscientists
Robin Roberts
Basketball/Media
Percent Like: 67%
People see her as: Having an annoying name
Core Fans: All those WNBA junkies
Chris Paul
Basketball
Percent Like: 66%
People see him as: That guy who punched his opponent in the nuts in
college
Core Fans: Marcus Vick
Tiger Woods
Golf
Percent Like: 65%
People see him as: A bit too Fist-pumpish
Core Fans: Dockers wearers, virgins, terds
Ty Murray
Bull Riding
Percent Like: 65%
People see him as: Invisible
Core Fans: Black people
Tim Duncan
Basketball
Percent Like: 64%
People see him as: Slightly more exciting than slugs racing in molasses
Core Fans: Dead people
