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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Every embarrassing music artist still alive to have stake in Miami Dolphins

Fergie-Miami-Dolphins Along with Fergie, Gloria Estefan, J. Lo and Marc Anthony, musical icons Gerardo, Snow, Vanilla Ice, Menudo, Everlast, Brittney Spears, Joey McIntyre, Nick Carter, Aaron Carter, Miley Cyrus, Fred Durst, Christina Aguilera, Rob Thomas, Pink, J.C. Chasez, Lady Gaga, Scott Stapp, Mario, Omarion, Avril Lavigne, Uncle Kracker, Shifty from Crazytown, two guys from Color Me Badd, all three Hanson brothers, everyone from American Idol, and an actual band called LMFAO will all soon be part-owners of the Miami Dolphins.

To celebrate this news, please take a repulsive dump on your iPod.








Posted on Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 10:21 AM in Football |

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