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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Charlotte Bobcats "top performer" an actual cartoon cat

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown

The embarrassment endured by the Charlotte Bobcats after getting trounced 92-59 was heightened Thursday when Yahoo Sports didn't even try to muster up a picture for the team's so-called "Top Performer."

With things not looking good for Jordan and Larry Brown's 'cats this year, we offer you a look at future Top Performers for the shitty franchise.

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Bobca

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Snarf

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Guy

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Lava-

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Bird

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-TrapJ

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Bong

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Lewis

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Hot-D 

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-10-Yd 

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Fundi

Bobcats-Derrick-Trapper-Kee 

Bobcats-Derrick-Brown-Larry

Posted on Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 01:03 PM in Basketball |

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