Source #3: I've got lumps in my stool prettier than this guy.
Source #4: I'd beat up Randy Hanson before I beat up Zac Hanson.
Source #5: Randy's brothers don't play hockey by any chance, do they?
Source #6: Was Tom Cable a stand-in for Tugboat?
Source #7: I literally wouldn't be able to wrap my arms around Tom Cable's neck.
Source #8: I bet Tom Cable punches people by accident with his tits.
Source #9: Randy should've struck first with a giant ham hock.
Source #10: Is anyone reading this without pants?
Source #11: Did you mean to ask if anyone was reading this without getting randy?
Coach Cable Not Talking About Alleged Fight [NBC Bay Area]