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Monday, August 31, 2009

Foolishly hopeful baseball has no idea it will not land safely

Foul-Ball-CatchChances of this ball landing in one of these hands: 0%

Chances every one of these people has a fanny pack on: 83%

Chances all of these hands belong to eager but uncoordinated dads: 97.5%

Chances that blue foam finger is heading straight for cleavage: 90%

Chances some poor guy sitting behind this group is witnessing King Kong Bundy plumber crack: 98%

Chances the blond in the background went "awwwwww" after seeing each flailing hand miss: 100%












Posted on Monday, August 31, 2009 at 05:19 PM in Baseball |

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