What if Favre were a hot dog, would you eat him?
What if Favre looked like Favre but laughed like Mutley?
What if Favre sounded like Favre but looked like a female Gheorghe Muresan?
What if Favre were like a really cool dog that would get your slippers and cook you omelets every morning?
What if, instead of Wrangler Jeans, Favre was the spokesman for Wrangler Jorts?
What if, instead of Scoop, my name was Poop Troupe?
What if Scoop wrote this column on an Etch-a-Sketch?
What if Scoop won the tag belts with Stephen A. Smith?
What if Scoop were named Jeeves, would he be a chauffeur?
What if I read this article aloud?
What if I sang this article in church?
What if Stephen A. Smith read this article LOUDLY?
What if I printed out this article and turned it into snazzy origami?
