The New York Yankees, Michael Kay, Charlie Weis, Notre Dame! What is this, the Make-A-Wish Foundation for assholes?
Anyone who was actually fortunate enough to catch Weis in the booth during the Yanks-Orioles game was finally able to experience what it sounds like when a man with six cheeseburgers under his tongue attempts to speak after taking 15 pain killers.
Quite a performance, coach. Next time, undo the garlic knots in your tongue.
Conspicuously missing from this photo: Jerry Jones & Coach K
Also missing: Pizza The Hut