Feel free to join in, the headline possibilities are endless:
Hal Steinbrenner makes ambitious play to become a young Hoops Weiss.
Hal Steinbrenner comes to horrifying realization he's wearing Costanza's toupee.
The next President of the United States, Mr. Hal Steinbrenner.
Dead rodent spotted on young Steinbrenner's head.
Hal Steinbrenner morphs into future-Charlie from Scent Of A Woman.
Hal responds to Hank's wedgie threats, promises change.
Pro Surf Championship to be held in Hal Streinbrenners hair in 2010.