Even if it suddenly began raining Xanax inside the YES broadcast booth, we're pretty sure nothing short of the camera's red light going off or a 27 oz. martini would put poor David Cone at peace.
Seriously Conie, what is wrong? You sound somewhat normal when you're not being shown on camera, so what's the deal? Looks like you've been up for weeks, tossing, turning and boozing after being informed that you're actually Mike Maddux, and never were David Cone to begin with.