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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

We Must Protect This Sack!

3191fF-N+IL._AA280_ Under Armour announced today they're immediately recalling 211,000 athletic cups due to an injury hazard that could affect up to 422,000 cojónes. 

From the press release:

"Hazard: The cups can break if hit, posing a risk of serious injury hazard to athletes."

If I were Big E I wouldn't want this anywhere near my Little E.










Posted on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 05:05 PM in Hernia Exclusives |

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