Um, yeah, sorry, no Padres baseball to be seen here or anywhere else. No really, you can't watch the Padres. In fact, you probably have a better chance of catching a Fryberg Turtles game on here than seeing the San Diego freakin' Padres. Seriously, stop flipping the fucking channel, there will be no Padres baseball now or ever, on any channel. Goodbye.
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