Following reports of the murders that took place in Jonathan Vilma's Long Island home, executives for the NFL have already come out to express their joy, saying that even if the Saints linebacker were out scoring blow that night, and possibly even slapping up a bitch while doing so, they'd still be "pretty giddy" given the circumstances.
Most executives also agreed that if it turned out Vilma was just the murderer's driver, they'd still likely be "somewhat giddy", and at the very least "kinda giddy."
LI Slay Mystery (NY Post)
