... is the mafia.
... has just learned his gig at Folsom Prison has been canceled.
... still wonders why Notre Dame joined the Big East.
... will shove a piping calzone straight up your ass.
... somehow coaches basketball in the state of Indiana.
... will leave Notre Dame to coach the New Jersey Vinnys.
... is a Sprocket.
... hopes to get "The Glow" and defeat Sho'Nuff.
... is from some sort of Italian-inspired future.
