Will the suddenly fragile Blake Griffin clinch the award by shrinking to 24" in height and hopping in Jeff Capel's lap?
Will Luke Harangody remove himself from the race and finally exorcise his Cabbage Patch demons by beheading a doll at midcourt against Rutgers tonight?
Will Blake carry Luke around as his good luck doll if Notre Dame doesn't make the big dance?
Will they both finally come forward to reveal that the doll above is in fact their love child, and seconds later, giggle uncontrollably?
And can someone tell us where we can get some of that old school White Sox gear?