Unlike the placement of the onomatopoetic graphics from the 60s Batman show, these weren't placed where the action took place, which completely confused us. See, when Batman punched the Riddler's henchmen, a "POW!" would appear where he punched the evildoer. So what kind of "Swish!" was happening in the paint here? Did someone get pantsed? And that "Clang!" -- did someone shoot a BB into AC Green's chastity boxers?
And why wasn't ESPN cheesy enough to slap a "Pow!" up there each time they showed Gasol in the crowd?
Or "Yummy!" every time they showed 355lb. actor/comedian Chris Tucker?
Or "Who?!" every time they showed the guy from Desperate Housewives.
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