From the New York Daily News:
“Alex is a horny dog,” a friend of the Yankee slugger tells us. “While Madonna is away, he isn’t going to just put on her records and look at her pictures and be satisfied. They’re both into playing games and making each other jealous. Madonna loves a good mind game, and she plays them well.”
Still no word on how the Cingular dog got mixed up in all this.
Puke: “Alex is a horny dog." (Deadspin)