Things are just terrible in Seattle right now. The Sonics are gone, the Seahawks are an abysmal 4-11, and the Mariners have spent their offseason boldly maintaining their painful irrelevance in the AL. So it came as no surprise yesterday that a few booze-fueled Santas stormed the field during the Seahawks game.
The question is, can it get any worse for this town? Actually, it can. In the coming days, there's no doubt Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song will be playing on every radio station across the country with more and more frequency.
And every time they hear him say, "Seattle Super-Sonicas," it'll be like Clay Bennett just shat down their chimney and dipped his dong in their eggnog.
A painful reminder during what should be a happy time of year, that some dickhead took the only ball in the neighborhood and instead of going home, flew away in his gold helicopter.
So during this holiday week, make sure you pour out some liquor for Seattle, people.