Patrick Ewing fell asleep in a sauna over the weekend, threatening the lives of countless members of his local gym as his sweat caused a tidal wave to burst into the adjacent locker room and spin class. In a bizarre but fortunate twist, Ewing walked away alive and looking like a 22-year-old.
Either that or NBA.com is drunk again.
UPDATE: NBA.com still hasn't updated Ewing's page. At least when ESPN has made gaffes like this, they change it almost seconds after the discovery. Perhaps they're holding out for the rights to this magnificent shot? Nonetheless, a bang up job by the NBA.
Patrick Ewing coaching profile (NBA.com)