Honestly, what's not to love? They're clever, witty, usually attractive, and undeniably more intelligent than you. That's why they developed their own zippy poker lingo, so they could obtain a heightened level of communication over us sheep.
ESPN and other major sports networks are impressed, and so are we. The influence of poker on the modern world of athletics is rich, and deep. After all, it takes an incredible amount of skill and strategy to perfect games like poker.
Well, take a look and you'll see...