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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Belichick placed in customary storage room until August

6a00d83451b84f69e20105369dc017970b-pi_phixrThe Bill will be on his normal offseason schedule of three feedings a day while sitting in New England's posh 5' x 5' storage facility to analyze game tape and college tape, with an occasional switch to the Celtics game to pan the crowd for MILFs.

As you can see, Bill is groggy and needs his meds. 

He'll see you next season.

Posted on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 03:30 PM in Football |

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